Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Shock Collar
I wish there was a shock collar that connected into my cerebral pulses to tell when I was going to open my mouth to say something stupid. Not just something stupid, but things that I have thought, 'oh, should I say this?' or 'should I bring this up?'. And, with that small thought comes a bone-jarring shock that reminds me, 'NO! I should not say that.' and "NO! I should not bring that up!' Somebody wants to draw up the plans, I'll help with marketing, and I am sure that we could make a million bucks quick like.
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Hey, I'd buy one! It would come in handy when I try to say something insightful, but wind up sounding like an idiot instead.
Yes, I'd buy it for when there is an issue surrounding death. I always seem to say the wierdest things that I've never said before...the ones where the group falls silent and looks at you like, "why in the heck did she just day that?". ex: "I'd just die", "I'd have a heart attack". It's God's way of keeping me humble I'm sure!
I'll be an investor into the production of such a collar! We would be rich! (Hey, didn't Simon try to buy the power of the Holy Spirit, too?)
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